Sunday, December 13, 2009

Big mountains


Yellowstone has got a lot of cool features, and cool people, and my uncle Tommy sent me this one to show me both. He wrote: "You wanna see beauty Ryan? Look at this... what a bombshell, and what a pair of "mountains" (wink wink). This is my "friend" Gina who I met at a base camp and we got to know each other all night long... she showed me her hot springs and just between you and me, she had a fucking geyser... don't show your mom this picture, and don't tell your Aunt... this is just between you and me, dude."

Yeah! You and me and Flat Stanley! Geez, uncle Tommy! Yellowstone sure seems like a cool place in nature.

Old Faithful!


This is Old Faithful! Or at least this is Old Faithful when it's "Dormant" as my uncle Tommy calls it. A geyser is a cool thing where steaming water shoots out of the ground and up into the air really hi! Tommy says that it's really cool... he also said "I was going to have to wait another 15 minutes and all these tourists were giving me a headache so I left to hit the bar... if your mother has a problem with it tell her she should talk to her family a little more often and that she still owes me 50 bucks."

Boy, Flat Stanley is learning some really cool things!

Buffalo!

Well, at least this is where he's seen them before. My uncle says that seeing wildlife is hard to do so sometimes you just have to wait and wait and wait. And he also says that sometimes it's not worth the wait! Like in the letter he sent me... it said, "Sometimes you just have your own shit to think about, you know Ryan? And you don't want to just sit holding a paper doll waiting for some fucking buffalo to show up."

Boy oh boy... I bet he's going to have so many fun adventures!

Welcome to Yellowstone!

There's flat Stanley in front of the Yellowstone Sign! Adventures! My uncle tells me that there are so many cool cool things in Yellowstone, like this welcome sign! Boy, I can't wait for Flat Stanley to see some of the others!