Yellowstone has got a lot of cool features, and cool people, and my uncle Tommy sent me this one to show me both. He wrote: "You wanna see beauty Ryan? Look at this... what a bombshell, and what a pair of "mountains" (wink wink). This is my "friend" Gina who I met at a base camp and we got to know each other all night long... she showed me her hot springs and just between you and me, she had a fucking geyser... don't show your mom this picture, and don't tell your Aunt... this is just between you and me, dude."
Yeah! You and me and Flat Stanley! Geez, uncle Tommy! Yellowstone sure seems like a cool place in nature.